Safety first. This article is very dangerous to read without fully safety equiptment or at least a helmet. I wont be responsible for any injuries that cause to anybody who read this article. If you are already using helmet, you can continue reading this article. If you still didn't use your helmet please use it, since this article can caused serious injuries without a safety equipment.

Now try to hit your head, is it pain? If you didn't feel any pain then your helmet is safe to use and if you still can feel the pain that mean you need to change your helmet.

Thats why we need to use helmet before reading this article to let all the bikers know that helmet is important! Please use safety equipment when you are riding.

And sorry if you feel angry with me, I apologies for this not funny at all article.

Actually im smiling right now :) imagine if somebody really use a helmet reading this article. Lols.

Fun Time At Teenage

I bet you can guess by the title that this post is all about raising my teens! Well, at least it's a place to vent about raising my teens.. Lol
This has been a fun week of learning that even really, really good kids will lie like a dog if they think they can get away with it. Oh yes.. Parents beware... When a teen wants something.. They will find a way to do it or get it!
Now... The upside is...that if they are very good kids...then they are probably very bad at being bad and will get caught..like mine did! The downside (besides breaking rules and getting caught) is that it only took two hours to lose everyone's trust...and it's going to take a whole lot longer to earn it back!
The result? Losing the privilege of driving to school, losing phone time, computer time and grounded indefinitely! Sounds like the parents (us) will suffer for this too! The price of good parenting I guess!
Have you had to deal with learning your kids weren't so perfect?! How did you handle it?

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

His boss called from his 13 floor office to his office on the ground floor and said "John,bring me that Office file,its an emergency!!!!!!".
After half an hour,still John hadn't delivered the file.at that moment,his desk fon had been ringing non stop his boss trying to find out what was causing the delay.finally 45 min later he arrived in his bosses office,breathing heavily and all sweaty,
"where the hell have u been,the elevator doesn't take an hour to get here!!!"
"but sir..."protested John,"i used the stairs"
"why the hell would u do that?"asked his boss.
"sir,u said its an emergency and i saw the sign next to the stair way say IN CASE OF EMERGENCY USE STAIRWAY!!!!"

Modren Ghosts

I hope i see a ghost at some point.

Because i live in a newer and modern building.
So if i see a ghost it would be a modern ghost.
there'd be a dude in the corner texting
you come home one day you on your t.v
What med man men session 5
previously viewed ??
"i never watch before" (gasps)
"Ghost laughter"
you wake up in middle of a night ,
(whispering)
What is your wifi password ?"
you shocked
Ghost is rocked
yes this is modern ghost

the people you love become ghosts inside of you and like this that you keep them alive .

Beautiful Sunday Morning

Good morning everyone! It's a lovely Sunday morning here, the sun is shining and temperatures are on the rise. Spring is definitely around the corner! All things considered we haven't had a bad winter here, yes it's been extremely cold and at times we have gotten a few centimeters of snow but for the most part it's been pretty good.

Our roads usually get closed due to blowing snow but I think one road was only closed once this year so I'm chalking that up to a good winter! Although I'm looking forward to Spring I am NOT looking forward to Summer, I absolutely hate the heat! If we could just have 2 seasons (Spring and Fall) I would be a happy camper! Enjoy your day everyone!

A Visit To Malta

A few years back, I visited this beautiful island. It was my friend's idea. We both flew in from different countries, I by the way of Rome, she came from Moscow. It was great experience, and we had a really good time!

Malta is a wonderful mixing pot of different cultures. Because of its central location in the sea, this island was a coveted spot by many countries. English, Italians, Arabs tried at some point or another to take over the island. Because of that, Malta has crazy exciting history, many secrets, traditions but also it's very modern and comfortable to travel.

Going from the airport, I remember being amazed at the sandlike castles and architectures, blue skies and air filled with aromas of herbs such as thyme, aniseed and flowers.

Mdina was a particularly amazing place to visit. It has Arabic like city arrangement, and all the buildings date back to the Medieval ages.

I'd love to go back there one day.

The Cursed Clown

Uncle Jack was well known in town back in the day. He had lots of money, and he was loved by the ladies. Most of his money, and thus his ladies, he got from unprincipled acts. Uncle Jack would 'take possession' of certain items that were not formerly his own, and would sell them to awaiting patrons, who were just as underhanded as he was.

Uncle Jack was also well known for another reason. He had the 'evil eye', or so people believed.

The notion of his evil eye started after a school brawl with the big bad "Nelson the bully". You see, after Nelson finished pummeling Uncle jack to a pulp, Uncle Jack got up, dusted himself off, wiped the blood from his lip and stared at Nelson. As the story goes, every kid in the onlooking crowd could feel a chill as Uncle Jack said,"Nelson, I will seek my revenge, and NO ONE will be there to help you."

The next day, Nelson did not show up at school. Uncle Jack maintained until the day he died, that he 'had no recollection of what happened to that scum bag'.

Anyway, back to the story. I was Uncle Jack's favorite niece. Actually, I was his ONLY niece, but that is beside the point.

He helped plan my 7th birthday party. He wanted to go all out, as he had just made a 'big sale'. The cake was huge, there were helium balloons, (that was a big deal back then) and a pony ride. He hired Sidney the clown to make balloon animals and entertain.

All was going as planned, and Sidney the clown showed up. Apparently, Sidney had a bit of a booze problem, because he arrived completely sloshed. He staggered around the yard a bit, and muttered some unintelligible gabble. He then ran into the table, knocking over the overly decorated cake, and bounced into the fence that was surrounding Petey the pony. One piece of the fence fell, and Petey went cantering down the street. On his way, Petey trampled on the helium balloons, popping most of them, and scaring all the kids at my party. Uncle Jack hit the ground at the noise.

Once everyone regained their composure, Uncle Jack got red in the face. He was very disconsolate that the party was ruined.

Uncle Jack looked at the discombobulated Sidney and stated " I will seek my revenge, and NO ONE will be there to help you."

No one ever seen Sidney the Clown again. Uncle Jack said he must have skipped town after the embarrassment. I myself, am not so sure.

Now try to hit your head, is it pain? If you didn't feel any pain then your helmet is safe to use and if you still can feel the pain that mean you need to change your helmet.

Thats why we need to use helmet before reading this article to let all the bikers know that helmet is important! Please use safety equipment when you are riding.

And sorry if you feel angry with me, I apologies for this not funny at all article.

Actually im smiling right now :) imagine if somebody really use a helmet reading this article. Lols.

Fun Time At Teenage

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

Modren Ghosts

I hope i see a ghost at some point.

the people you love become ghosts inside of you and like this that you keep them alive .

A Visit To Malta

A few years back, I visited this beautiful island. It was my friend's idea. We both flew in from different countries, I by the way of Rome, she came from Moscow. It was great experience, and we had a really good time!

Going from the airport, I remember being amazed at the sandlike castles and architectures, blue skies and air filled with aromas of herbs such as thyme, aniseed and flowers.

Mdina was a particularly amazing place to visit. It has Arabic like city arrangement, and all the buildings date back to the Medieval ages.

I'd love to go back there one day.

The Cursed Clown

Uncle Jack was also well known for another reason. He had the 'evil eye', or so people believed.

The next day, Nelson did not show up at school. Uncle Jack maintained until the day he died, that he 'had no recollection of what happened to that scum bag'.

Anyway, back to the story. I was Uncle Jack's favorite niece. Actually, I was his ONLY niece, but that is beside the point.

He helped plan my 7th birthday party. He wanted to go all out, as he had just made a 'big sale'. The cake was huge, there were helium balloons, (that was a big deal back then) and a pony ride. He hired Sidney the clown to make balloon animals and entertain.

Once everyone regained their composure, Uncle Jack got red in the face. He was very disconsolate that the party was ruined.

Uncle Jack looked at the discombobulated Sidney and stated " I will seek my revenge, and NO ONE will be there to help you."

No one ever seen Sidney the Clown again. Uncle Jack said he must have skipped town after the embarrassment. I myself, am not so sure.

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