Telling Someone About Your Shit

 

Telling Someone About Your Shit :)

I have an incredibly funny story and nobody to share it with! I'm sorry but this may be a long message. So about a month ago I signed up for this babysitting/ nanny website for those in need. Most of the ads wanted a lot of experience so I didn't apply. I simply created a profile with my contact information (phone number included) for anyone interested. Well About two weeks ago somebody finally responded! His message was pretty odd but I still responded. He said "you watch my sons age 6 and 1 Monday- Friday. Pay is 25/ Hour". Okay... already seems gimmicky because nobody pays that much and this guy didn't even attempt a hello. My response was " I'm definitely interested, what part of town do you live in"? He says "Where exactly do you reside"? Uhm alright this guy is weird and cannot give me any straight facts. So I don't respond to him.... Again this was two weeks ago. Fast forward to today. My husband and I go into our local grocery store. We always start in produce and work ourselves around. As soon as we walk in he says "I need to go to the bathroom, I'll meet you there," Of course he means produce. We are not there for that so I think I'll send him a text saying " Frozen food" thinking he will figure out where I am. Uhmmmm.... I accidentally finally responded to the babysitting gig guy with that message. LMAO!!! I guess that's where I reside now!

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Jumbo Traffic Bonanza

 

Jumbo Traffic Bonanza

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As you probably know, Traffic is the lifeblood of any Internet business.

Without traffic you are dead in the water.

All traffic is also not equal.

You need targeted traffic to your sites.

What I mean by targeted traffic is this.

Let’s say you have a website about golf.

On this website you are selling golf related products.

What would happen if you advertise on a pop culture website and get a bunch of traffic from there to your golf site?

You guessed it. You’ll make no money and would have wasted all that time, money and energy to get the traffic from that site.

What you need is traffic from sites where golfers hang out.

That is what I call targeted traffic.

That’s the kind of traffic that will make you sales.

Get it?

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In this course I am going to show you a way to drive massive amounts of targeted traffic for mere pennies that few marketers know about.

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Have you ever seen these related content widgets at the bottom of your favorite websites?

Check the image below..


The above image is the we recommend section below an article on a very popular Golf website that receives hundreds of thousands of targeted traffic (golfers) to the site monthly.
Here is the link to the page to see for yourself.

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Now, those are sponsored ads. Anyone can put their ad on those pages.
If you had a website about golf and you need golfer traffic to your site can you think of any better traffic than that?
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Here is another example.

The above image from a post on Health.com
The number one health website on the net with millions of people visiting that is interested in health.
This specific post is about weight loss.
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Young Earning Method

Young Earning Methods
Well, one day my dad wanted me to stop being a lazy bum and do something to make some money. Well the word money really got me into it. My dad gave me the idea to start by selling suckers at school because every kid likes suckers. But first we thought it would be a good idea to ask of my 4th grade teacher if it was OK for me to sell suckers at school so we wouldn’t waste all that money on suckers. My teacher said it would be fine. I told him I would be selling them at recess shortly. A couple days later, my dad took me to the store Costco and we went to the candy isle. My dad was willing to buy me a pack of suckers that had 100 Tootsie Pop suckers in it that cost $9.99 per box plus tax. He just required that I pay him back from the money I earned selling the suckers first before I took any money. At least he didn’t charge me any interest. One cool thing that Costco does with all of their candy on the price tag they tell you exactly how much you are paying for each piece of candy or candy bar. So you will know how much you need to charge to make a profit. For example the price tag for the suckers said they were less than 10 cents per sucker. I knew I had to charge more than 10 cents a sucker to make money. After doing the math with my dad, I figured out that I could more than double my money if I charged $0.25 per sucker. I could have probably gotten more than a quarter per sucker but I was testing this out. I even gave a special offer that if you bought 4 you would get one free. I asked my dad exactly how we were going to sell suckers at school when school is a place to learn math, science, and all that crap. Well, my dad said that at recess, I could bring my backpack outside with the suckers inside of it, and instead of yelling at the top of my lungs on the play set ” who wants suckers” I just went up to people and just ask them if they would like to buy a sucker. Well on the first day only 1 or 2 people bought a sucker which is fortunate because I didn’t expect any one to have money when they didn’t know that I had suckers to sell. But after that day, more and more people knew about me having suckers to sell so more and more people brought money to buy them from me. I know that I at least made $0.75 a day. Eventually lots and lots of kids at my school bought suckers. I almost ran out of them so I decided to save them. A couple days later our neighborhood had a yard-sale and I almost sold the rest of the suckers there. My overall plan when I started this was to sell out my first box of suckers, pay my dad back and then take the rest of the profits ($14) to buy more suckers. Then when I sold the next box I would be able to keep the $14 profit and still buy more suckers. I would just continue to do that until I had enough money to buy whatever I wanted. One of the important things I learned is the value of having what my dad calls a golden goose. I had a friend who loved candy and he came to school with $5.00. I sold him $5.00 worth of suckers that day. If you can find people that will buy a big amount of your product because they love it so much, it makes getting a profit a lot easier. Anyway, if you really wanted to keep on earning money, I guarantee that if you really tried, you could make $100.00 by just simply following the plan I had for an idea for you.

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Officials: Al Qaeda fighters free 270 from Yemeni prison



Al-Qaeda fighters have stormed a prison in southeastern Yemen and freed several hundred inmates, including one of the group's leaders, a security official said.

Khalid Batarfi, a senior Al-Qaeda figure who had been held for more than four years, was among more than 300 prisoners who escaped from the jail in Hadramout province on Thursday,

Two prison guards and five inmates were killed in clashes during the prison break, according to the official.

Batarfi is among Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula's top regional commanders, known for his leading role in a 2011-2012 battle with Yemeni government troops during which the fighters seized large amounts of territory in the south and east.

Al-Qaeda gunmen also clashed Thursday with troops guarding the local administration complex in the provincial capital Mukalla, a branch of the central bank, and the police headquarters, the official said.

Yemen has descended further into chaos since a Saudi-led coalition launched airstrikes a week ago against positions held by Houthi rebels and their allies across the country.

Observers have warned that Yemen-based Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, classified by the United States as the network's deadliest franchise, could exploit the unrest to strengthen its presence in the country.


Al Qaeda fighters attacked a prison in the coastal Yemeni city of Al Mukallah early Thursday, freeing at least 270 prisoners, a third of whom have al Qaeda links, a senior Defense Ministry official has told CNN.

Khaled Batarfi, a senior al Qaeda figure, was among the escapees, officials said.

Dozens of attackers took control of government buildings, including the city's Central Prison, Central Bank and radio station during the assault early

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Alaska police probe if remains tied to missing family

Alaska police probe if remains tied to missing family

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — Authorities are investigating the discovery of human remains found along an Alaskan trail less than two miles from the home of a missing family.

Kenai Police said Sunday that the remains found a day earlier might be connected to the disappearance last May of the four family members.

Kenai police with help from the FBI led a massive search effort when the family went missing. The searches turned up no clues.

Relatives said at the time it appeared the family had left without packing. Their two vehicles remained parked outside their apartment and their rent for June had not been paid.

On Saturday, a person driving down a west Kenai trail spotted clothing and what appeared to be human remains, police said in a statement. Responding officers found remains and items reported missing from the home of Rebecca Adams, 23, and her boyfriend, Brandon Jividen, 38. They were last seen May 27, the day after Memorial Day.

Also missing were Adams' children, Michelle Hundley, 6, and Jaracca Hundley, 3. The family dog also disappeared. Police said it would take time to positively identify the remains and complete the investigation at the scene.

FBI officials Sunday were traveling to Kenai. The department plans a briefing on the case at noon on Monday.

Kenai is a city of 7,100 about 65 miles southwest of Anchorage at the mouth of the Kenai River, Alaska's most popular sport fishing attraction

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Jeb Bush working hard to win over Florida

Jeb Bush working hard to win over Florida

Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush is all ready to win the state. His eyes are on the white house, where his father and brother held office. The first step to get their will be win over the state where he has governed for years.

 

 

Bush has governed the state from 1999 to 2007.

Florida is the state which has determined elections, notably the 2000 elections where his brother won the presidency with just a handful of votes from this state. It would be massive embarrassment for him if he loses to the state after governing it for so long.

President Barack Obama garnered the support from the state in both of his victorious elections and this state holding so much significance Bush is going to turn all his resources towards the state.

There are probably two threats to Mr. Bush’s presidency, one is the risk that the state could turn to a democratic candidate and the other being the Florida-based Republican senator Marco Rubio who is going to file his nomination.

If he can’t win it, then it would be very difficult for him to win the presidential elections, being the early frontrunner for the republican nomination.

He has maintained his relationship and kept his friends very close ever after he left office in 2007 and this could really help him out in 2016 presidential elections.

According to a report from times, Bush has $50 million to spend for the elections and campaign offering free goodies to the campaign donors.

They are other competitors other than Rubio like Ben Carson and Mike Huckabee who can give him a tough competition.

Bush is a native of Texas but he adopted Florida as his home in 1980’s. So it would be really embarrassing for him if he loses to this state after building and maintaining relationships for so long.

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PTI's return to NA hinges on formation of judicial commission




 

Qureshi said all intra-party bodies will be dissolved and PTI will hold a re-election within its folds.- File

ISLAMABAD: Paskistan Tehreek-i-Insaf (PTI) leader Shah Mehmood Qureshi on Sunday said the party will consider returning to the National Assembly after formation of the judicial commission agreed to by the government.

Know more: Govt, PTI agree on formation of poll inquiry commission.

 

 

Talking to journalists after a grand party meeting at Imran Khan’s residence in Bani Gala, Qureshi said PTI had decided to take action on Justice Wajihuddin Ahmed’s recommendations and will dissolve all intra-party bodies in days to come.

Justice Wajihuddin had been tasked by PTI chief Imran Khan to scrutinize complaints related to PTI’s intra-party elections held in 2013. After conducting his probe, Justice Wajihuddin had recommended that the party dissolve all bodies and hold a re-election.

“Respecting Justice Wajihuddin’s findings, the party has decided to conduct a re-election within its folds,” said Qureshi. “Till elections are held again, persons and bodies nominated by Imran Khan will represent the party on the national level.”

Qureshi went on to say that PTI is a democratic party and will always promote democratic values.

“This development is a first for Pakistan, where a political party is dissolving its bodies on the recommendations of an independent commission,” said Qureshi.

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African Black Tigers only 3 left in the whole world

Black Tiger


ACcording to African Society Cheif  Dr Malbrown  There are only 3 Tigers left in the world .

A/c to them now a days they trying to increase their production



Sign of Beauty Amazing Animal

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SBP cuts benchmark interest rate to 8%

 




KARACHI: In line with analyst expectations, the State Bank of Pakistan reduced the benchmark discount rate on Saturday by 0.5% to 8% for the next two months, bringing the cumulative decline in interest rates in the economy to 2% since November 2014, due in large part to a sharp decline in inflation.
The discount rate is the interest rate at which commercial banks are allowed to borrow from the central bank’s discount window on an overnight basis. Central banks use this monetary policy tool to control money supply in the economy in order to achieve price stability and economic growth targets.
“Headline Consumer Price Index inflation continues to follow a downward trajectory and is expected to be well below the annual target of 8%,” the SBP said in its monetary policy announcement, adding that it now projects the average CPI inflation for 2014-15 to be in the range of 4%-5%. Low prices in the global oil market led to year-on-year CPI inflation of 3.2% in February, which is the lowest reading in the last 11 years.
Out of 25 investment banks, brokerages and other research houses surveyed recently by Business Recorder Research, as many as 20 predicted the SBP would cut the discount rate by 0.5%. Consistent reduction in the yields of Pakistan Investment Bonds and Market Treasury Bills since February also indicated that the bond market has already priced in a decrease.
Speaking to The Express Tribune, Taurus Securities Head of Research Zeeshan Afzal said the realignment of the monetary policy was expected given the existence of the record-high real interest rate, which is defined as the prevailing interest rate minus inflation in the economy.
The approximate difference between the return on oneyear government paper and the CPI stood over 5% before the latest rate cut. This means businesses had to pay an exceedingly high cost of funds because the average spread between the two rates has been only 1.7% since July 2009, Afzal noted.
The large-scale manufacturing sector – which grew 2.2% in the first seven months of fiscal 2015 – is expected to gain traction due to the rate cut and low prices of raw materials, the SBP said. However, representatives of the industry believe the latest rate cut of 50 basis points is insufficient. (One basis point is one-hundredth of 1%.)
“We had demanded a rate cut of at least 100 basis points. Industrial growth cannot be achieved unless credit availability is made easy. Along with cutting the interest rate, the SBP should also ensure that banks increase their lending to the small and medium-size businesses, which are the real engines of economic growth,” Karachi Chamber of Commerce and Industry (KCCI)’s Iftikhar Ahmed Vohra told The Express Tribune.
Painting an overall rosy picture, the SBP said an increasing number of economic indicators in the current fiscal year have moved in a favourable direction. “The government’s efforts to contain the fiscal deficit have been on track in the first half of 2014-15 despite slightly slower growth in revenue collection,” it said. SBP’s optimism is in spite of recent news reports that suggest the government is resorting to ‘creative accounting’ in order to contain its budget deficit to 4.9% of GDP. The government plans to delay some expenditure obligations besides seeking an additional Rs20 billion from profits of the SBP in order to control its budget deficit, according to news reports.
The monetary policy statement said GDP growth in the current fiscal year is expected to be higher than that of the last year when the economy expanded by 4.1%. However, the SBP stopped short of mentioning that the GDP growth rate that the government projected at the beginning of the current fiscal year is 5.1%. Recent reports suggest the government is likely to miss the 5.1% target for GDP growth and now expects it to hover around 4.5%.
Referring to the stability in foreign exchange market and an increase in foreign exchange reserves, the SBP said the external sector outlook remains stable.
While the SBP appears to be comfortable with the rebound in the local currency, most analysts believe that the newfound strength of the rupee has hurt Pakistan’s export competitiveness. According to Afzal, the pound, the yen and the euro have already depreciated by 1.2%, 2% and 6.5% against the rupee, respectively, since January 1.
“With strong workers’ remittances and declining import growth, current account deficit has shrunk in Jul-Feb compared to the same period last year. The improvement is in spite of subdued exports performance,” the SBP said.

Published in The Express Tribune, March 22nd, 2015.

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US can’t succeed without Pak Navy’s help: Vice Admiral Miller

Vice Admiral Miller




MANAMA - The commander of US Naval Forces Central Command has acknowledged the contribution of Pakistan Navy to ensuring maritime peace in the region, saying the United States cannot succeed without the support of Pak Navy.

“We cannot be successful in this region, without the contribution of the Pakistan Navy,” Vice Admiral John W Miller, commander, US Naval Forces Central Command, US 5th Fleet and Combined Maritime Forces (CMF), told a group of Pakistani media during a visit to its headquarters here in Bahrain’s capital.
Vice Admiral Miller who has spent a majority of his operational career in the US Central Command area of responsibility said ties between the naval forces of Pakistan and the United States were better than ever before. “We are quite fortunate to have Pakistan as part of our team, and they are not only just great team mates but also good friends,” he said. The headquarters of the US Naval Central Command and US Navy Fifth Fleet are co-located at the Naval Support Activity (NSA) Bahrain and ensure maritime security in an area spreading over 2.5 million square miles of the ocean.
The headquarters also coordinates and conducts combat operations against the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL). Admiral Miller congratulated Pakistan for assuming the command of Combined Maritime Task Force 151 for the sixth time from Thailand. Commodore Asif Hameed Siddiqui SI (M) from the Pakistan Navy is now commanding the Combined Maritime Forces (CMF) on counter-piracy operations. Miller said he had been at the US Navy’s Central Command Headquarters for three years and most of the time one of the two task forces had been under the command of a Pakistani naval officer. He said it was a significant achievement and something for Pakistan to be proud of.
“No nation has contributed more to command our task forces than Pakistan, so we are really proud of the relationship that we have with the Pakistan Navy,” he said. Recalling his visit to Pakistan Navy’s War College in Lahore recently, Miller said he was impressed by the quality of the officers who were well educated and trained. “They are a delight to work with, quite professional and their ships are very well maintained.” When asked to comment on the operation Zarb e Azb, Vice Admiral Millar said counterterrorism operations being carried out anywhere in the world were very important to stop terrorists activities.
“It is equally important to go after the ideology to curb terrorism as it does not matter what they call themselves whether ISIS, Daesh, ISIL or Al Qaeda,” he said.
Vice Admiral Miller who also looks after combat operations in Iraq and Syria said over 2,800 airstrikes had so far been conducted from the two aircraft carriers.
Currently, two aircraft carriers, USS Carl Vinson and French Charles de Gaulle, are positioned in the area to launch combat aircraft against targets of ISIL. President Obama described ISIS as ISIL which refers to the undefined region around Syria, historically referred to as the Levant and roughly includes modern-day Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Palestine and Jordan.
The vice admiral said a lot of strikes, particularly in Syria, were designed to destroy the oil infrastructure, currently being used by the ISIL fighters. “It not only destroys one of their funding sources, but also their mobility.” Without giving any timeline for routing out ISIL, he said last June its fighters seemed to be operating like a regular army; they were mobile and able to capture large tracts of land quickly. But today it was like a terrorist organisation and it was very hard for them to move about with less access to funding and ability to conduct new operations. He said Iraqis were fighting back and had taken back their lands.
Vice Admiral Miller, also commander of the Combined Maritime Force (CMF), said it was a very unique organisation comprising 30 countries working together voluntarily. He said on any given day, there were around 40 to 45 US ships in the region, and combined with the CMF members and others the total rises to around 70 ships, working in coordination to ensure maritime security in the region. He said the region was witnessing unstable time, however, the maritime environment was calm; oil was flowing out while goods and services were entering the region without any incident, as many countries in the Gulf get 80 percent of food and other goods through the sea.
Commodore Asif Hameed Siddiqui SI(M) who is now commanding the 30-nation Combined Task Force (CTF) 151 said Pakistan was playing an active role in keeping international merchant shipping lanes safe from attacks by pirates and terrorist activities, through constant vigilance.

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Changing the way you think others see you


Changing the way you think others see you





Changing the way you think others see you


The way you think others see you is not the way you see yourself.
It is however, a projection of what you “think” they see and so it creates an image and energetically feeds that image. Lifting you up or bringing you down, you get to decide to see yourself at our best. Or you can send a picture of yourself spiraling down.
In life when we have changed sometimes our friends and loved ones and family do not comprehend the change.
Using our minds we must send them a new mental image. One complete with your new emotional feelings showing a change in attitude about an issue. Use your mind and project a new image.
A new image is needed in order for the other parties to disengage from the current or most recent one and see you in a new light.

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A NightMare




A Nightmare


A NightMare


Yes my son has waited for this since Christmas and last night I thought I would surprise him when he gets home tonight by having this hooked up. What a night mare it has been, the XBOX people say I half to hook it to the internet to set it up, then the Walmart people tell me today that I can't hook it to a old TV with out a AV adapter for a XBOX 360. Then they don't sell them I got to call XBOX the number for XBOX is not XBOX's number it is a thing that if you try this and this you will get a 100 rebate check to spend at Walmart and Target. Then you only have 15 days to cancel or you will be charged 39.00 a month for resturants discounts and magazines.

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Have You Ever Felt So Smart You Were Stupid?


Lovely Snow
                                                               Have You Ever Felt So Smart You Were Stupid

Have You Ever Felt So Smart You Were Stupid?


I sometimes allow myself to get ahead of myself. Knowledge may be power, but it is also the path to 'stupid'. I am not saying I'm stupid, just that I sometimes act without thinking things through. It is in my nature to be helpful but sometimes it gets me into trouble.

I love M***k more than she will ever know yet in helping someone I have made her concerned about that love. I feel very stupid at the moment and will be sitting out the afternoon from Driving and my normal activities of researching addiction, writing and posting in several places.
It would seem I have allowed the internet to talk hold of me far too much.
Have you ever done something and then realized it was not good without talking it through?

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Lovely Snow

Lovely Snow
Lovely Snow 

Lovely Snow 

As most of you know I am not a big fan of the snow. Mother Nature and I have had some serious talks this winter about all the snow that was falling while we were living at my mother and brother in laws house. We did a lot of shoveling while we lived there. Some days it was so pretty to see it snow but then it just kept coming doing and made us envy the snow and winter. Now all I can say is looking out our living room window and watching the snow fall is beautiful.

Don't get me wrong I will be beyond happy when Spring is here and I look forward to the summer months as well. I do however have to say that being able to just sit here and watch the snow falling outside, is a great way to spend a nice quiet Saturday at home with my hubby and Sassy Girl. Knowing that we will never have to shovel for at least a year or while we are still living in our apartment, Priceless! Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!

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Camping VS Glamping



 Up here in Washington Stare camping is a BIG deal with all the fresh water and salt water rivers, beaches, islands, we have the desert, and rain forests as well as evergreen forests in mountains with peaks and valleys and even a volcano. No you cannot camp there.

Being born and raised in Louisiana we did not sleep outside on the ground! They do up here! I went camping with some friends and Thank Goodness they knew how to camp because I do not. Hang the packed food in trees to keep the bears away, what?! Scare me! Tent or rough it on the ground, make fire, bathroom is a tree and bring your own paper!

Then they are the “Glampers,” decked out fifth wheel home with extended space, heat, lights, bed, a flush toilet, shower, kitchen, fluff, fluff, fluff. I have a girlfriend and she and her husband have one of these and she drives it! It was a very odd sensation riding along in this home on wheels as it sped down the road.

Are you a Camper or a Glamper?

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20 Wild Party Ideas


20 Wild Party Ideas


20 Wild Party Ideas

Wild Party

1. Drinking Buddy party -

 Everyone gets paired at random, (ideallyopposite sex) and linked together with handcuffs, zip ties oranything else you can find. Every pair needs at least one bottle ofwine, champagne or a 40oz of beer. The pair has to finish the bottleas they converse with each others friends. Good way to get twogroups of friends mingling together. Good luck going to thebathroom though.


2. Hipster or Homeless - 

People dress up as either one. You writewhat you are on a piece of paper and put it in your pocket. You spend the night guessing. Hipsters and the homeless look almost exactly the same. Usually the only difference is the glasses or trimmed beard. Good luck.

3. No Cell Phone party -

 Everyone's cell phone is locked in a closetupon entry. People will be literally sweating for 30 minutes. Thenthe drinking and talking begins. Human interaction. Weird stuff.4. Blackout party -

 Remove all the light bulbs from the house andtell everybody to bring a flashlight. It might get pretty weird,but the drinking will most likely help.

5. Snow Pants or No Pants -

 Pretty straight forward. You're onlyallowed to wear snow pants or no pants at all. Since summeris rolling around, snow pants will probably become less likely.

6. Three Parts party - 

You can only wear three items of clothing.For example, 1 sock, pants and a shirt. Leaves for a ton ofpossibilities, like choosing to just wear 3 socks... You can imaginethe rest.

7. A-B-C pt.1:

 Anything But Clothes party - People can wearanything but clothes. e.g. trash bags, saran wrap, lampshades,tape, cardboard boxes, or whatever wild things you can come upwith. As long as it isn't even close to be considered clothing.

8. A-B-C pt.2:

 Anything But Cups party - Everyone bring a noncup to drink out of. (e.g. dog bowl, old scuba helmet, cone, leatherbag). Most of these "cups" will be pretty hard to put down, soeveryone will be forced to drink. TIP: Combine pt.1 with pt.2 for anextra wild night.

9. Eighties Aerobics party

 - Spandex. Spandex everywhere.

10. Graffiti Party -

 Everyone comes wearing a plain white shirtor some sort of cheap white top. Then everyone gets a markerwhen they come in. Things will start to get crazy after a fewdrinks, great way to break the ice. On top of it all, you mightwake up with a couple names and numbers if you're lucky.

TIP: It is best to use washable sharpies, that way it will easilycome out of any furniture, flooring, walls or people that it mayget written on.


Wild Party tricks
Wild Party 

11. Rubik's Cube party -

 Come dressed in as many differentcoloured items (colours of the Rubik's Cube) as possible. Thegoal is to swap clothing with other people until you are onlywearing one colour. Definitely a good way to force some socialinteraction.

12. Monopoly Mayhem -

 $5 for invited guests. They receive $500in Monopoly money when they arrive. You then make wagersor dares with people throughout the night, and the person with themost Monopoly money at the end gets the real money. It reallypicks up when you realize you can ‘dare’ people to make out withyou.

13. I Shouldn't Be Here party -

 Dress as you were supposed to bedoing anything but being at a party. Eg. Scuba gear, girls in nightiesetc...

14. High School Stereotype party -

 Everyone comes dressed as ahigh school stereotype, but the catch is that it can't be the one thatyou might have been in high school.

15. Boots n' Boxers party -

 There's just something extremely sexyabout a girl in a pair of boots and boxers.

16. Silly Hats Only party - 

Hats are mandatory, the more creativeand hilarious the better. Non of that baseball cap garbage. It'll getdozens of people out of their comfort zones and mingling withothers in no time.

17. The Player Hater's Ball -

 Everyone dresses as ridiculouslypimped out as they can, and you spend the night drinking andinsulting each other.

18. Gender Bender party -

 Basically, guys dressed up like girls, girlsdressed up like guys and everyone gets crazy drunk. Two reasonswhy this party is amazing. 1 - The guys will look pretty funny tryingto fit into low cut tops and short skirts. 2 - As the night goes on,people get more and more drunk, enough to momentarily forgetthat they are at Gender Bender. As a result, guys (dressed as girls)might start drunkenly chatting up someone in a girls costume,forgetting that it is a guy. Can happen to girls as well, but usuallynot as often.

19. A Recession Dressin' party -

 You can only wear a total of$15.00 (or some other predetermined amount) of clothing. Youmust have the receipts on your body somewhere. You can chooseto wear cheap exterior clothing and no underwear, or just wearslightly more expensive underwear. Can't really go wrong eitherway.

20. Black Tie and Board Shorts party -

 Black tie from the waist upand beachwear from the waist down. Definitely a summertime hit,especially if a pool is accessible.



Wild Party tricks
Wild Party

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Beautiful Romantic Moonlight






Chasing the moonlight
I thought I had it all. The one reason to be happy when my life was in a mess of its own. A reason not to give up and be the person that I should be. A course to be a better man, a better human, to be sensitized. I should take off my thinking hat. I was wrong in all the ways possible.
They say you ought to fight for the things that you love. But what if those things don't want to be fought for? At least not by you. Do you still fight to certify your battle, your reasons? Do you still raise arm to show that someone how much they mean? How much they should want you to fight for them? Or do you move on and find happiness in other lands?
Is it much easier to forget something you can't get out of your mind? Is it better to run away from something you're holding on? Is it possible to ascend downwards? Is it possible to hate the very thing that made you lose yourself and be the you that is concealed?
Is life better off running or living? Is life better of winning or living? Do you ever really catch a shooting star? Do you ever try to chase the moonlight?

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Times Changes Things

 

 

A year ago today, my world fell apart yet again, I was dating a man who I thought loved me and wanted to spend his life with me. I was just coming out of a horrible marriage and was longing to hear those words I had so very much missed for the last 24 years. I was vulnerable and believe everything he was feeding me even when my intuition was screaming something wasn't right, I continued because my life was so barren from emotion.

I bought into it hook, line and sinker and the day I found out he was nothing more than a sociopathic liar, I kicked him to the curb, literally with no second chances. I called him out today, for everyone to see. No man was ever going to get over on me more than once. I was done and I was truly hurt as I trusted yet again, after all the pain I endure during my marriage and that he knew all what I went through, he still chose me to hurt this way.

It was more than I could bear, I shut down emotionally and went into my writing, I didn't let another man get close to me.
I instead got closer to God, I prayed and I cried and I let time heal me.
As time went on I realized the lessons he had taught me from this pain, that I could make it on my own without a man, that I taught my girls never to put up with a lying, cheating man, that I should always listen to my intuition, always.
This also taught me that even when your hurt, you should still open up and reach out to others that are also hurting as I did to his ex wife, even though everyone thought I was crazy to do so.
I knew we were both victims of his sick mind and that she was a good women that needed a friend so so I offered my friendship to her.

Now here it is a year later and yet again my world has changed 360, I have my God who gets me through anything, I have an incredible family and wonderful friends, I have a business I love, a new home I never imagined getting, I finished my book and am publishing it next month, I am happy and peaceful and I found a great new friend.

I am truly grateful for the pain he caused me because I would have never found myself and these lessons without it.

So today my friends, no matter how dark it might be don't give up hope, hold on, look for the lessons that the pain is teaching you and know that when you look back a year later what a difference it can make.

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World Cup Cricket




Recently, I have read the news that the cricket will be restricted to 10 teams that in the next World Cup Cricket. I do think that the associate teams should be given chance and I do think that there should be at least 14 teams playing in the World Cup.

One of the reasons that the teams are restricted to 10 is that most of the test teams do not want to lose matches against the associate teams and they do not want to spoil their reputation. Another is standard of the matches. Some people have said that the standard of games would be lost if more teams play in World Cup Cricket.

Most of the associate teams are doing very well in the matches and they should be given chance to play against the test teams and also the cricket should be globalized and more teams should play cricket.

 Who Will Win Cricket World cup 2015????

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My First love

 


 My First loves...

I write about all kinds of things but all of it comes from my heart and what I am passionate about.
This topic touches my heart more than any other I have written about because I am such a romantic at heart.

I believe in happily ever after, in Cinderella and prince charming, in flowers, cards, slow dancing and soul mates...yes I am Tinker bell, I believe. ...
And I definitely believe in first loves and how they hold a place in your heart forever. How do I know this? Because my first love was my high school sweetheart and it was the most real love I have ever found in my life.

It shaped my life so much I wrote a book about it, it's been a lasting love story through out my life. He taught me to love, to believe in love at first site, he taught me to try new things, to open up my mind and my heart. He taught me that I could do anything, and that with love you  could over come any obstacle. He was sweet, kind, caring, romantic and loved me like no one has ever done before or since.

But I wanted more...I wanted the good life, money and traveling and a bigger lifestyle than I had growing up. This small town and this country boy didn't fit into my grand scheme of things and so I left looking for a better life.
Somehow I thought I could see the world and still come back to this man who held my heart.
But life is strange and doesn't always work the way you want it to and to my dismay he had moved on.
There was never a day I didn't think of him, of us, no matter how many men I had in and out of my life he always held my heart.

He came back into my life years later while I was in the mist of my horrible marriage and he said he didn't know me anymore, that I would never give my power away like I had done in this marriage. Who was I ? Who did I become?  That statement changed my life forever, his words and his belief in me gave me the courage to take a stand and take back my self worth.

I began looking for my old self and realized I liked me, the real me, not the me my ex wanted me to be. We still kept in touch and even now still he holds a piece of my heart.
I am grateful for his love and support and for being a part of my life.
Yes, I believe that one day I will find a true love like this again....because no matter what I am a true romantic at heart.

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Bike Riders






Safety first. This article is very dangerous to read without fully safety equiptment or at least a helmet. I wont be responsible for any injuries that cause to anybody who read this article. If you are already using helmet, you can continue reading this article. If you still didn't use your helmet please use it, since this article can caused serious injuries without a safety equipment.

Now try to hit your head, is it pain? If you didn't feel any pain then your helmet is safe to use and if you still can feel the pain that mean you need to change your helmet.

Thats why we need to use helmet before reading this article to let all the bikers know that helmet is important! Please use safety equipment when you are riding.

And sorry if you feel angry with me, I apologies for this not funny at all article.

Actually im smiling right now :) imagine if somebody really use a helmet reading this article. Lols.

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Fun Time At Teenage

Fun Time At Teenage 

 

  

I bet you can guess by the title that this post is all about raising my teens! Well, at least it's a place to vent about raising my teens.. Lol
This has been a fun week of learning that even really, really good kids will lie like a dog if they think they can get away with it. Oh yes.. Parents beware... When a teen wants something.. They will find a way to do it or get it!
Now... The upside is...that if they are very good kids...then they are probably very bad at being bad and will get caught..like mine did! The downside (besides breaking rules and getting caught) is that it only took two hours to lose everyone's trust...and it's going to take a whole lot longer to earn it back!
The result? Losing the privilege of driving to school, losing phone time, computer time and grounded indefinitely! Sounds like the parents (us) will suffer for this too! The price of good parenting I guess!
Have you had to deal with learning your kids weren't so perfect?! How did you handle it?

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IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

 IN CASE OF EMERGENCY 

 

 

His boss called from his 13 floor office to his office on the ground floor and said "John,bring me that Office file,its an emergency!!!!!!".
After half an hour,still John hadn't delivered the file.at that moment,his desk fon had been ringing non stop his boss trying to find out what was causing the delay.finally 45 min later he arrived in his bosses office,breathing heavily and all sweaty,
"where the hell have u been,the elevator doesn't take an hour to get here!!!"
"but sir..."protested John,"i used the stairs"
"why the hell would u do that?"asked his boss.
"sir,u said its an emergency and i saw the sign next to the stair way say IN CASE OF EMERGENCY USE STAIRWAY!!!!"

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Modren Ghosts

Modren Ghosts

 I hope i see a ghost at some point.

Because i live in a newer and modern building.
So if i see a ghost it would be a modern ghost.
there'd be a dude in the corner texting
you come home one day you on your t.v
What med man men session 5
previously viewed ??
"i never watch before" (gasps)
"Ghost laughter"
you wake up in middle of a night ,
(whispering)
What is your wifi password ?"
you shocked
Ghost is rocked
yes this is modern ghost

the people you love become ghosts inside of you and like this that you keep them alive .





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